Somewhere in Middle America

your onion chopping techniques

Jose Villa Onions

Yesterday’s post about the difficulty I faced while making sloppy joes generated a bunch of responses on Twitter and Facebook. Apparently there are a ton of tricks out of there to prevent one’s eyes from burning and watering while chopping onions. They range from simple (sticking out your tongue) to bizarre (hold two matches between your lips). Sadly, none involve a Slap Chop. I kinda really want a Slap Chop.

@redsesame The irritant is attracted to moisture, hence the eyes. Run water or (what I do) stick out your tongue while you chop.

@cjohnson397 try eating a piece of bread while cutting onions, it helps

@trinniedoo wear sunglasses!

@BowsandSparrows Here’s my tip…get your man to chop the onion for you. ;) Or…that freezer trick seems to work.

@YoungestSenior Wear contact lenses. Or even better, wear these http://bit.ly/90w7YE (PS Have not tried the second option)

@modernemotive Set up the plan J + I have. He preps, I cook. Works for us. :)

@Blisser My mom always told me to put lime juice on the knife before chopping onions.

@ControlledChaos Chew gum. It’s supposed to work, according to Rachel Ray (and for the most part it does). :-)

And from some Facebook friends:

Erica: Put two matches – sulfur side out – in your mouth. So that they are hanging out of your mouth. The sulfur keeps the “onion air” out of your eyes (very technical, I know).

Justin: I try to only breathe through my mouth, which helps. Some say that chopping next to a sink with cold running water can help too. But really, and not to sound crass, chopping faster is the best way to avoid the tears! Check out this technique – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDjNl5gs4nM

Sonia: Put a slice of bread (folded in half) in your mouth. It absorbs the onion smell and prevents you from breathing out of your mouth. Sounds silly but it works!

Jennifer: Wear goggles – you know…chopping = snorkeling :)

Do you have a favorite tip?

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can you chop onions without crying?

Cutting Onions

When J returned home from his deployment last week, I resolved to alleviate him from dinner-making duties more frequently. Since he enjoys cooking, I do what I can to stay out of the kitchen. However, I’m working on being more domestic and think it’s important that we share responsibilities. (Plus, I’m hoping that if I cook dinner, I can get him to clean the bathrooms, another unpleasant chore.)

Following through on my promise, last night I prepared sloppy joes using a recipe I found on Design*Sponge. The hardest part was dicing the onion. I am not too handy with a knife–which is probably why I prefer baking to cooking. Measuring cups are much safer than knives. If we owned a Slap Chop I would definitely use it, but J considers that cheating, so we don’t.

I wonder if the Slap Chop also prevents “onion eyes.” My eyes were seriously stinging for an hour after we ate. Next time a recipe calls for an onion, I’m going to follow @mediagirl77‘s suggestion: Put the onion in the freezer for 10-15 minutes before chopping. Has anybody tried that?

And as if she were reading my mind, my friend Bridgett this morning posted another trick on her Facebook page. She said that cutting an onion by an open flame will prevent you from crying. Is that true?

How do you prevent tearing up while chopping onions? Wearing goggles? Chewing gum? Avoiding cooking all together?

PS: Is it impossible for you hear the words “sloppy joe” without thinking of Adam Sandler or is it just me?

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homemade hummus with yogurt

When my sister was in Omaha a couple of weekends ago, we went on a shopping spree at Whole Foods. She loves to cook but finds it challenging to do in her New  York City apartment; her kitchen is literally the size of my coffee table. She was excited to roam the aisles of Whole Foods, picking up ingredients to create culinary masterpieces in my “huge” kitchen.

hummus

Unfortunately, my sister had to leave before she had the chance to teach me how to make homemade hummus. But this weekend, I was craving hummus and pita chips, and, knowing I already had all of the ingredients, I decided to attempt it myself. One caveat: my sister was going to use plain yogurt instead of tahini for a low fat hummus.

mark bittman hummus

Using Mark Bittman’s How to Cook Everything (thanks, Alice!) as a guide, I quickly and easily whipped up hummus in my blender. I simply replaced the required amount of tahini with the same amount of yogurt. I’m not sure if that was the “right” thing to do… my hummus, while tasty, was a bit runny.

hummus

Later, while browsing the web, I came across this recipe for hummus with yogurt, which is very similar to the recipe I invented, except I did not add peanut butter (weird!) but did include cumin.

hummus and pita chips

Would I make it again? Probably, but first I would test it out with tahini.

Do you have a favorite hummus recipe?

hostesses with the mostesses

Yesterday two friends and I co-hosted a baby shower at my house for J and D. They are having a boy, so we chose to decorate with baby blue and spring green. Aren’t those hydrangeas absolutely gorgeous? They came from Costco and Whole Foods, and the adorable baby-themed cookies were made by Bianca’s Creative Cookies. At the end of the two-hour party, we wrapped up the leftover cookies for the 18 guests to take home as favors.

Co-ed Baby Shower Buffet Table

It was actually a co-ed shower, so we did our best to keep it guy-friendly. We served plenty of beer (in addition to mimosas and sparkling juice) and played a non-cheesy baby trivia game. L and I had tons of fun brainstorming questions on our 5.5 hour drive to Minneapolis in July.

Co-ed Baby Shower Game

There are so many things you need to have to care for and entertain a newborn, and J & D received many generous gifts from their friends and co-workers. One of my faves was this super soft baby blanket that my mom knitted for the parents-to-be. Isn’t it gorgeous? (Yes, I biased.) I keep telling her to open a shop on Etsy or something to sell them since she loves making them and has plenty of time to knit now that she’s retired!

Blue Hearts Baby Blanket

One of the best parts of the shower was spending time with my fellow hostesses to plan the event. They are both so creative, and I think we gave Martha Stewart a run for her money!

L, you’re next…

at the car wash

Octopus Car Wash

This weekend I did something that scares me. I wouldn’t say I’ve conquered my fear, but I’m one step closer to not being afraid.

So what did I do?

I went through a car wash.

Yes, you read that correctly. Car washes freak me out, especially the ones common at gas stations here in Omaha, where you pull into a garage, put the car in park and wait as the spinning brushes move up and down the length of your car.

I don’t know what I think might happen. Maybe I’m afraid that the brushes won’t stop spinning and I’ll be trapped in the car wash forever. I don’t know. It’s not a rational fear. But I like clean cars, and since my husband isn’t home to get them washed, I have to do it myself.

(Confession: A couple of weeks ago, I made my friend J drive through the car wash at Bucky’s with me.)

What at some of your irrational fears? Help a sister out. Share your fears so I feel less ridiculous about my car wash phobia.

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