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coffee shrinks boobs

Besides the fact that tea is chock full of antioxidants, here’s another good reason why I should switch from coffee to tea.

Scientists have discovered that drinking just three cups of coffee a day can make women’s breasts shrink.

According to Swedish researchers who surveyed nearly 300 women, three cups a day was enough to start making breasts shrink, with the effects increasing for every additional cup.

Experts say there is a clear link between drinking coffee and smaller breasts as around half of all women possess a gene that has been shown to link breast size to coffee intake.

“Drinking coffee can have a major effect on breast size. Coffee-drinking women do not have to worry their breasts will shrink to nothing overnight. They will get smaller, but the breasts aren’t just going to disappear,” says Helena Jernstroem, a lecturer in experimental oncology at Lund University in Sweden.

Are you a coffee or a tea drinker?

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6 Responses to “coffee shrinks boobs”

  1. Ali says:

    I drink iced coffee for the warm part of the year and tea the rest of the time. Though, I really doubt coffee shrank my boobs. Though who knows, maybe without the coffee, I could have looked like my sister.

  2. lb says:

    Coffee. It’s not working.

  3. Shelley says:

    But the benefit of coffee is reduce breast cancer. Moderation is required.

  4. PJ says:

    Really? I didn’t know that coffee reduces the risk of breast cancer.

  5. emma says:

    LOL, Thats why my two friends that dont drink coffee have big boobs, My boobs are tiny, I drink heapz of coffee…Damnit.

  6. kelly says:

    So coffee makes everything but you’re energy shrink? (height, boobs, lifespan etc..) That seems a bit nuts, besides I haven’t noticed anything.

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