i can see clearly now

My new Kate Spade “Dara” glasses (they’re more brown than purple in real life). Apparently you can have 20/20 vision and still be farsighted. It’s the curse of cubicle dwelling–too much time sitting at the computer causes eyestrain (or is it fatigue?). I tried them for the first time yesterday and was amazed at how much sharper everything on my computer screen appeared.

I’m kind of bummed that I have 20/20 vision now because I used to have 20/15. I enjoyed being hyper-normal.