oscars: some of my least fav looks

Tilda Swinton: I understand that you didn’t think you’d win, but there is a 1 in 5 chance that you might, you groom yourself. No makeup with that crazy orange hair? Freaky! And I won’t even start on the potato sack, erm, dress.

Anne Hathaway: too bold a color with such pale skin (and I should know) and unfortunate flowered trim

Nicole Kidman: Eat something! You’re pregnant!

Keri Russell: No, you are not pregnant, but you still need a snack. And better posture.

Viggo Mortensen: BAD jacket. Bad, bad, bad.
And the winner of the worst dressed couple goes to:

Daniel Day-Lewis and Rebecca Miller: A black and brown tux? C’mon, Daniel. And Rebecca, your outfit is just about the worst I’ve ever seen. And those shoes! You thought of everything, didn’t you?

(images via people.com and oscar.com)