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i was duped by paper heart

Paper Heart Charlyne Yi

Friday night I stayed in, ordered a pizza and watched “Paper Heart” on Netflix. Never heard of it? Here’s what the New York Times said about the film in 2009:

An unconvincing mash-up of the real and the fake, “Paper Heart” wavers between identities to no clear purpose and to its considerable creative detriment. The clumsy premise follows Ms. Yi and a director (named Nick Jasenovec but played by Jake Johnson) as they solicit love stories from a variety of regular Americans, most of whom are delightful and none of whom appears to be in on the movie’s meta-joke. Rather these segments, cherry-picked to enhance a loosely predetermined narrative (by Ms. Yi and Mr. Jasenovec), serve chiefly as props for a scripted romance between the leading lady and the actor Michael Cera, an attachment so tentative and pathologically gawky that it’s almost painful to watch.

The problem I had with “Paper Heart” is that it had me convinced. I actually believed it was a documentary about love and that Yi and Cera met and fell in like/love during filming. It wasn’t until the credits, when I saw that the director was played by an actor, that I had any idea that the movie wasn’t totally, 100% real.

I smiled throughout the film, watching the awkward Yi warm up to the idea of dating the slightly-less-awkward Cera, and now I feel foolish upon learning that Yi and Cera were already a couple when “Paper Heart” was made.

The NYT also claims that Yi was playing a fictional version of herself. Well, that’s not very documentary-ish, is it? Makes you wonder what else about “Paper Heart” was made up.

Perhaps I wouldn’t feel so let down by the film if I had known going into it that it was half-documentary, half-scripted. But I didn’t, so I feel like my time was wasted believing in something that wasn’t real to begin with.

Did you see “Paper Heart?”

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emotional exhaustion

I didn’t realize how emotionally exhausted I was yesterday until about an hour before I was supposed to meet friends to see Sunshine Cleaning. Being so tired, I decided it was best to reschedule our plans for another night. I’m glad I did because thetiniestspark told me via Twitter that while the movie was great, it was very emotional — and I probably wouldn’t have been strong enough to get through an emotional film yesterday.

For the most part, the day felt completely normal. As usual, I sat on the couch in the living room with my laptop, the TV set to NBC and the dog lounging at the front door. It wasn’t until late afternoon that I started feeling anxious for my husband. Realizing that we wouldn’t be making dinner and watching Dancing with the Stars: The Results together created a pit of sadness in my stomach. Then I worried, “What on Earth am I going to make myself for dinner? Cereal?”

J, hurry home. My diet {and my heart} suffers when you’re not here.

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don’t eat the popcorn!

This card made me smile because I have a simple rule about eating popcorn at the movies: I wait until the feature starts before I start munching. Absolutely no snacking during the previews. Why? Because otherwise it’d be finished before the opening credits! My friends are very familiar with my rule, as I make them follow it if they see a movie with me. I’m a evil person, I know.

Tonight I’m meeting up with some of my girlfriends to see “Sunshine Cleaning.” Surprisingly, it’s playing at two theaters in Omaha. I wasn’t even sure if it was going to find its way out here. How cute does it look?

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date night with a vampire

It’s Friday the 13th — again. What are you doing to celebrate this spooky day? I’m thinking of a totally cheesy date night with J: dinner at a Chinese buffet and a viewing of Twilight at the cheap movie theater. He missed out on the movie when it premiered because he was deployed, and I figure it’s totally appropriate to watch a movie about vampires on Friday the 13th. Plus it will probably cost less to see it again at the second-run theater (including popcorn!) than to buy the DVD when it comes out at 12:01 AM on March 21st.

When J gets out of the military, I’d love to see him grow his hair out like Robert Pattinson. Messy bedhead on a guy is so sexy, don’t you think?

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(500) days of summer

I hope this Sundance Film Festival pick, (500) Days of Summer, finds its way to an Omaha movie theater.

PS: I can’t believe how much Joseph Gordon-Levitt has matured. I still remember him as Tommy from the TV show 3rd Rock from the Sun.

(via I *Heart* You)

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