take me to heidiwood

DailyCandy’s irreverent review of Heidi Montag’s new clothing line, Heidiwood, is a brilliant.

“…The striped minidresses, brightly colored tanks, short shorts, and denim tops that highlight the first collection are perfect for frolicking on the beach with the douchey love of your life and showing off your surgeon’s shoddy skills.”

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